Theatre taught me magic does exist, you just have to create it yourself.
shoutout to mozzarella sticks
I just got on a bus and sat next to a guy and went “nice man bun” and pointed at his hair and he laughed really hard and went “well shucks” which is totally what a man-bun kinda guy would say
9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that
the hell kind of classes are you taking?
I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”
*picks up broom*
"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"
*starts sweeping broom sadly*
"There is a castle on a cloud…"
*holds broom horizontally*
"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"
*sweeps broom angrily*
"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"
*begins waltzing with broom* I could have DAAAAANCED all NIIIIIGHT
Being an introvert AND having resting bitch face is not a good combination.